aise kaise gudnite!!!!

I m not aware of what it is about my body that attracts mosquitos of all races and religions...hmmm lite gol hain n i m in my fav place , comp ke samne..aaj kal dream itna kar raha hunn ki raat ko neind aana bandh ho chuki hain..samajh mein nahi aata kaha se start karu aur kya likhu...now tht i m abt 2 go..haan majduri karne..

15 din ka honeymoon hain , by which i mean 2 say ki 15 din free fund mein hotel, lunch, breakfast..then i m goin to dellas,
ur 1st thought: wah yaar!!
2nd thought: saala aish hogai!!
harman's thought: o teri paen di!!...
yup thats how it sounds when i tell my frnds over phone .."15 din ke baad i m goin to dewas"

what i am thinking ki meri job kaisi hogi , i mean mein kam kya karunga.., well not really kam toh main last mein sochta hunn, pahle sochta hunn ki masti kaha mar paunga..iska example bhi hain , i told my frnd DL ki meri joining aa gayi n m goin pune 4 15 days, toh tu bhi plan bana kar aaja, hotel yaha main book kar dunga..tab usne bola.. par yaar tu waha kam kar raha hoga.. n then i realized main chuti mein nahi ja raha .. frm then i took it seriously..

Now what I m reallllyyyyyy thinking about , or shld i say dreaming about,is meetin a soni kudi, woh lehrate hue reshmi bal, woh udte hua dupatta,aur jab main dekhu usse toh backgrnd mein gana baje
"Aaj din chadiya tere rang warga-2, phul sa khila aaj din, raba mere din ye na dhale, woh jo mujhe khawab mein mile.." aur uski dil ki dhadkan tham jaye..
aaye hai mar jaawa gudd khake..

aur toh aur yaaro tumse spl request hain yaar ye PSU's ke offer (form bharne ka offer) lekar mujhe bore maat kiya karo..i mean its good to get into PSu , par i m just not a PSU material , i mean, seriously look at u guys, saab saale phodu bande ho, aur relatively speaking my gpa is as low as gdp of zimbawae..indian text mein is as low as d quality of kabhaqt ishq..or real sense mein equal to gdp of india +0.24..toh kaha se yaar.. sc/st/obc se bhi nahi hu

lastly i heard in my jungle town a bandariya talkin to her father..
bandariya: papa mein shadi karna chahti hu..
BKP(its Bandariya Ka Papa): beta pahle jise shadi karni hain usse ye padhne toh de..
agar padh ke woh muskura raha hain , toh samjh le usne haan kardi..

PS: yaar psu ka koi naya form aaya ho toh bata dena, blog ki bataon ka bura nahi mante, actually baat kuch aur hain ..

aaj fir jeene ki tamana hain..

yaar bahut time hogaya, frm now on i m planning to blog on a regular basis..
all i had here is boring days, par kafi kuch non sense bhi tha, likhna shuru karta hunn ki mujhe neind aane lagti hain..kaun likhe kaun type kare... i hav smething intresting 2 share abt myself here..
this is wht one of my frnd wrote abt me a when we were in 1st yr of our engg.., i just told him to mail it, now i decided 2 put up for u guys..
here it goes..
(this is innovation baby.. )


Rajesh Concept :

The 'Rajesh Concept' is a very unique concept developed here by a guy
name Ishan Bagga, of EEE batch. My room mate Bhupinder Dhaka(Rajesh)
is in the EEE batch. He has two close friends, Ishan(Rajesh) and
Avinash(Rajesh). Ishan is from a small town, Raipur , which
incidentally now is the capital of Chattisgarh. He is a very weird and
interesting fellow. He is average height (a lil short), and looks like
a Gollum. He has some unique characteristics:
• Cannot walk straight,
• feet always wide apart,
• a glimmer in the eye,
• permanent disability of coherent hand-movement while talking
• And of calling and referring to everyone as 'Rajesh', no matter what
their name is.

Yeah, I know he is weird. There was this 'Rajesh Bhaiya' is our hostel
block, but he passed out (not dead, I mean completed his course) this
Semester. Ishan(Rajesh) got so inspired by him , that he started
calling everyone 'Rajesh'. I mean everyone, seriously everyone. That's
why my room mate is now called 'Rajesh', and their friend Avinash is
also 'Rajesh'. Even I am 'Rajesh', and anyone who is a friend of any
of the friend's of Rajesh, is a Rajesh. I know it's very confusing,
but you'll will understand. And yeah, females are naturally
Rajeshwaris.

tum logo ko main ek moka aur deta hunn, aur kuch acha likha kar batao..
abhi itna hi, waise DL (deepak lakwani), main tujhe TAG kar raha hunn..it means u need 2 write 20 pts abt urself..pichle doo dino se main tag ka button dhund raha tha just like orkut..par aisa shayad nahi hota..
bolna padta hain puttar... bolna..