the catch up ...

It's been forever since I have been away from Blogger. My life's moving faster than I can take it. I still haven't caught up with myself... let alone catching up with my blog... I really have no time to catch up with myself - life's taking me on a zooming rollercoaster ride. And I'm totally loving it! I've never been happier, never been more content. I don't have a spare moment to sit and think - the past and the future isn't there. It's the present, and has really come like a present in my life...

so anyways, enough usage of proper grammer , now let me come to my own.. a brief update on my life will do no harm..here it goes , mornings and evenings are spent in the bus..and that what spoils most of the fun time, today after a long time i saw the dusk turn into dawn and dawn gave way to a beautiful morning..at this happening i m in bus and when the sun starts to melt i m again in bus..loosing lots of vitamin D...

 at home everythings going good..infact a movie shoot is going on..dont raise ur eyebrows..its a chhatisgarhi film..n i dont know they r shooting it with a mobile phone or camera..shoot toh shoot hain..even my dog is starring in it..and @ home we r using solar energy a gr8 deal..frm solar cooker, solar water heater to solar panels..yup thts some smart investment and the home itself  has become highly energy efficient..

missing my circle of friends as always and i think everybodys so involved with thr work tht we have started drawing tangents...so i thought y not put down smething for my friends..(meri life se kisiko itna interest kyun jo ye saab padega.).

e^5: my exponential friend avinash jakhar..y exponential everybody knows tht.. a small an issue as ball of an all pin can be blown out of proportion by this guy ...a simple gud nite sms before time in colz. can become AISE KAISE GUDNITE!!...BAS MARLO MERI!! and all the issues with him are raised to atleat the fifth power..

DNE: try solving the equation y =2x-1 and y- 2x=3, what we have here folks is a problem w/o a solution..when u come across a problem that cannot be solved u write DNE or Do Not Exist..and when i say harmansinghgrover OR  harm-an-sing-hgr-over OR simply harman singh grover..the answer to this problem Does Not Exist..here is how we chat

me: hadippa!!

harman: hi dude

              wass up

me: aaye hain kuddi de naal baitha hain badi angrezi-shangrzi khotte..

harman: kidda harami..

me: main terko yaad hi kar raha tha

harman: ek call nahi kar sakta tha

me: itni yaad bhi nahi aa rahi thi

me: aur tvs kya haal chal

harman: chal rahi hain bhai tu suna

me: tu chala second hand..maine toh baech di..

harman: haha..

harman: chal dude gtg

me: ok petrol bhara lena..

harman: haha bye

and for all the reasons harmu asked me to write a testi for him..which was so original that harmu could'nt accept it , here it is:

 a testi 4 harmu.... yes i can write all shit about him as i knw him 4 d past 4 yrs....well i met him 1st time in bathroom kapde dho raha tha..ya he is a good washer...has cute smile..par aisa nahi hain ye..very mean..:) n i really mean it..:) n he just repels girls, i think he uses some deo or smething ki ladkiya bhag jati hain.. haha... ...haan intillegent hain , we call him hasta-khelta intelligent sardar (very rare species), also good at pulling ppls leg (that 2 middle one), overall koi kam ka nahi hain , n he enjoys sardar wale jokes which i sent him..:) nobody else shld dare to do that.. waise its nice 2 have a frnd like harmu..abb kyun? ye toh mujhe bhi nahi pata.. bass likh diya....
We have been great friends n will always be the same.. 

now after writing all this abt him i may Do Not Exist

the absolute value sign  |bd| bcoz with absolute value there are no negatives- absolute value only tells how far away a number is from zero on the number line. like |-7|=7 which shows how a -ve no becomes +ve. thats exactly like bhupinder dhaka..Even if he tells u he has done something totally stupid, he makes you feel like he didn’t really do anything wrong, which is usually a great quality for a friend to have. understand the diplomatic use of the language..

imaginary number:  one would not like to have to many friends who do not exist, so i imagine a friend like prabhat  bcoz with him i  can only imagine, and thts how prabs became imaginary and it is therfore attached with i. and we both know there r plenty of things in this world tht we only imagine..wht say dogi??

Zero:  the thing about the number zero is that it can be incredibly sneaky. zero seems all round and
sweet and “oh, nothing,” but really, it can be very powerful. u could have guessed by the use of adjectives abt whome i m talking about....me..

first of all, zero is an identity thief, which means that any number you multiply by it becomes zero
itself. Any number, no matter how huge(dhaka): zero, in one instant.

second, if zero is the exponent to any number,then that number is immediately reduced to one. tht what happens with avinash.. 

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